A broker calls me yesterday and tells me about this great stock at 60 cents
a share. I say "terrific buy me 10,000 shares." He calls me back 10 minutes later and says it's up to 70 cents a share. I say "Wow, buy me another 10,000 shares." He calls back me a few minutes later and says it's now at 80 cents a share! I'm so excited I tell him to buy me another 10,000
shares. He immediately calls me back and says "it's now up to 90 cents a
share"! I say "Fantastic! Sell!" He says . . . "to who"?
//Henny Youngman
